Exposing the Groom by Dyken Rachel van

Author:Dyken, Rachel van [Dyken, Rachel van]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Romance, Contemporary, Music, Humour
ISBN: 9781957700281
Amazon: B0BYC46KQ6
Goodreads: 123508433
Publisher: Van Dyken Enterprises INC
Published: 2023-05-19T07:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

Killian

Should I have said it? No.

Should he have punched me? Absolutely.

Will my nose ever stop bleeding? Jury’s still out on that one. “Do I need to wear a tampon in each nostril?”

“Yes.” Everyone says in unison after a wedding guest caught the entire thing on camera, so much for keeping a low profile, Dustin didn’t help when he thought Scarlett’s scream was the sound of the cougar coming back. He jumped onto Adrian’s back while I crashed to the ground.

Dirt went everywhere along with blood, and Dustin screamed, “Cougar!”

Which, I’m going to now assume they probably thought we were talking about Scarlett, not the actual cougar that was just roaming around the property.

She’s currently giving us all the silent treatment while she changes, and when I joked about helping her unzip her dress, and truly meant I would help her, Adrian started throwing tampons at my face.

Dustin went and sat in the far corner, a very distant look on his face.

All in all, I think the trauma so far at the wedding matches the Jezebel getting married. Should I have said it? No.

Should he have punched me? Absolutely.

Will my nose ever stop bleeding? Jury’s still out on that one. “Seriously though, do I need to wear a tampon in each nostril?”

“Yes.” Everyone says in unison after a wedding guest caught the entire thing on camera, so much for keeping a low profile, Dustin didn’t help when he thought Scarletts scream was the sound of the cougar coming back. He jumped onto Adrian’s back while I crashed to the ground.

Dirt went everywhere along with blood as Dustin screamed. “Cougar!”

Which, I’m going to now assume they probably thought we were talking about Scarlett, not the actual cougar that was just roaming around the property after escaping his gate.

Scarlett’s currently giving us all the silent treatment while she changes and when I joked about helping her unzip her dress, and truly meant I would help her, Adrian started throwing more tampons at my face.

Dustin went and sat in the far corner, a very distant look on his own face, most likely reliving dark cougar like thoughts.

All in all I think the trauma so far at the wedding matches the Jezebel getting married.

Scarlett finally makes her way back into the room. Adrian suddenly stands at attention like the sergeant just walked back in and he needs to pay his respects, meanwhile I’m still sitting there looking like either the best or worst tampon commercial in the world, huh maybe I’ll endorse in the future.

“You…” Scarlett’s in a matching white sweat outfit and has black Birkenstocks on. “…and you!”

Both me and Adrian get the finger point.

Adrian backs away slowly. “What did I do?”

“You exist!” She seethes.

I let out a low whistle.

“Oh please,” She grabs a pillow and throws it at my face, knocking one of the tampons out, hey I’m not bleeding anymore! “You don’t just say things like that out loud! To people! Out loud! At a wedding! Out loud.”

I raise my hand. “Are there going to be more out louds? I think I get the point.

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